Season 1

Marjorie Taylor Greene spoke at the Trump rally Saturday night in Georgia, and we have a special message for Sen. Ben Sasse.

Ted “Cancun” Cruz gets caught being a KAREN with a gate agent, and Rand Paul gives away his book.

John threatens to walk from San Diego to Little Rock, and sleeps overnight in Dallas.

North West has a TikTok account, and Kanye West isn’t thrilled about it. How do you keep kids off of social media until they turn 18? Plus, Kris Jenner figures out how to monetize North's dance moves.

Kanye West could bomb the Grammy’s, & this Thanksgiving Ye will sit outside Kim Kardashian's house and grill thanksgiving dinner.

Kim Kardashian's white feet in photos, Baltimore Orioles odds of winning the World Series, & sexy promo pics.

Mike Lindell cardboard cutout for the Hofstra players that will end up in a white van.

As Michael W. Smith sang, “And a friend will not say never 'Cause the welcome will not end”. A Podcast based on friendship and listener’s question.

In celebration of Arkansas beating Gonzaga in March Madness, the discussion begins about who had it worse growing up: a Punk kid or a Razorback fan?

Goo Goo Dolls ushered in the worst era of music, and then The Cardigans came on the scene with Lovefool. Everclear is attacked because they're Everclear.

We answer a question we received about wine influencers from Nashville, TN that are a married duo that drink wine.

Alex Jones responds to The Wrants calling him out for failing to appear at court because of “sickness", but still managed to broadcast his show.

This episode is for all those 16 year olds that had heartbreak and still believe in love.

Who is the world’s first catfisher on the internet? We have the answer!

Anniversary Show with Ask Jeeves.

A "gotcha" question turns into the most important episode that we have recorded.

Just because someone doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t mean they’re an enemy or a traitor.

John thinks all “unlimited food” at restaurants is a scam, Matt decides that John is an old man for going to Olive Garden for unlimited soup, and the discussion begins about being bedridden and eating on air.

A free form episode that covers, NCAA March Madness, Food, More Food, Chicks, and the debate over Missouri

Christmas tree shopping and being mistaken for a couple, a very unhealthy gym routine presented by Matt, and John shares a chitlins story.

Honest thoughts on Jesus's Chicken, Zaxby’s, Church’s chicken. John reveals where he lives.

Have you ever licked the plate after you were done eating? This episode dives into the disgusting food habits that you hide from your chick.

John asks which restaurant Matt would resurrect if he could, also, they discuss lying to fast food workers to not look like a fatty at the counter.

The debate of the century: What is the best breakfast restaurant? Contenders are Waffle House, Denny’s, IHOP, or Perkins.

The debate gets real - is Kansas City a better city than St. Louis? Major League Baseball is back, and Matt has strong opinions about the Chicago White Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals. Denny’s is Americana.

John & Matt share their upset picks for March Madness, while Matt announces his prediction for the American League Central in the MLB. Matt also shares his requirements for sponsorship.

Matt wonders if he is dating the female version of Kanye West.

Politicians like Tulsi Gabbard, Madison Cawthorn, Donald Trump, and commentators like Candace Owens & Tucker Carlson are truly becoming enemies of the state in their support of Russia.

Stop The Steal in Colorado!

Republican Madison Cawthorn caught breaking the law again. Voters in North Carolina should start the chant of “LOCK HIM UP!”.

Rep. Van Taylor announced that he wasn’t seeking re-election because he had an affair with an ISIS Bride. Also discussed - John thinks Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all-time.

We would attack democrats if they did or said anything, but right now Republicans are writing the jokes for themselves, and deserve to be heckled.

Bonus episode:: Matt talks about sending McDonald’s to Putin.

In this bonus episode, Matt shares his dislike for electric cars, & giving his date Covid-19, & John talks about gas prices.

Matt talks about taking the Chick to a redneck bar to play darts.

Matt tries to offer John some useless help for his flooding issue in his backyard.

John surprises Matt with his Alex Jones impression, and makes a sales pitch for MyPillow, the Lizard People, and special weather report from the king of InfoWars. We also discuss the sex-trafficking ring that is apparently exclusive to democrats.

Part 2: The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this extended episode, the question is asked “do all Marvel fans do the ninja kicks during the …

The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this extended episode, the question is asked “do all Marvel fans do the ninja kicks during the movie or …

The guys welcome the island of Barbados to their listening audience, & wonder if they can move there in a nuclear attack.

If Putin nuked America he would lose his two biggest supporters in the world, also, in this episode Lindsey Graham says what is on most Americans mind, and who should be cancelled next Don Lemon or Joe Scarborough?

In this short clip, John offers some relationship advice to Matt.

The guys discuss how we are suppose to be afraid of Putin, as he forgets to put fuel in the tanks.

In this short clip, John & Matt discuss the latest guidelines to handle a nuclear attack. Follow us @TheWrants

Matt tries to convince John that people like Greta Thunberg shouldn’t be experts.

Happy Valley, Oregon is a town known for their pumpkin flavored martini’s, and the crown jewel of the town is the Happy Cheeks theater located next to a burnt down Sam Goody’s.

Matt gives his full detailed review of opening night of “Frozen” The Broadway Hit Musical, as John reminds him that it was put on by an elementary school. Also, in this episode, John’s daughter scams herself a free Frozen blanket …

While Ukraine’s leaders are fighting on the frontline to defend their country, Marjorie Taylor Greene speaks at a White Nationalist Conference, & has no clue.

We talk about what has inspired us the most with the Ukraine people during the invasion, how Zelenskyy is a leader we should all want for our country, and a special Thanksgiving dinner invite to the members of Anonymous. We …

John & Matt discuss Russia invading Ukraine, Trump praising Putin, and we all need to rewatch Rocky 4.