Season 1

March 28, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Marjorie Taylor Greene spoke at the Trump rally Saturday night in Georgia, and we have a special message for Sen. Ben Sasse.

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March 27, 2022

Cancun Cruz, & Rand Paul gives away his book

Ted “Cancun” Cruz gets caught being a KAREN with a gate agent, and Rand Paul gives away his book.

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March 27, 2022

Walking from San Diego to Little Rock

John threatens to walk from San Diego to Little Rock, and sleeps overnight in Dallas.

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March 27, 2022

Bought some Beautiful Children

North West has a TikTok account, and Kanye West isn’t thrilled about it. How do you keep kids off of social media until they turn…

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March 26, 2022

Kanye West is in the Front Yard

Kanye West could bomb the Grammy’s, & this Thanksgiving Ye will sit outside Kim Kardashian's house and grill thanksgiving dinner.

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March 26, 2022

Tan Body, White Foot

Kim Kardashian's white feet in photos, Baltimore Orioles odds of winning the World Series, & sexy promo pics.

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March 26, 2022

Mike Lindell’s Mustache goes to Hofstra University.

Mike Lindell cardboard cutout for the Hofstra players that will end up in a white van.

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March 25, 2022

Friends are forever

As Michael W. Smith sang, “And a friend will not say never 'Cause the welcome will not end”. A Podcast based on friendship and li…

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March 25, 2022

Woo Pig Sooie goes to a Punk Concert

In celebration of Arkansas beating Gonzaga in March Madness, the discussion begins about who had it worse growing up:  a Punk kid…

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March 25, 2022

Era of Terrible Music

Goo Goo Dolls ushered in the worst era of music, and then The Cardigans came on the scene with Lovefool.  Everclear is attacked b…

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March 24, 2022

THE show about a DUO from NASHVILLE that drinks WINE

We answer a question we received about wine influencers from Nashville, TN that are a married duo that drink wine.

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March 24, 2022

BREAKING NEWS: Alex Jones responds

Alex Jones responds to The Wrants calling him out for failing to appear at court because of “sickness", but still managed to broa…

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March 24, 2022

Dateless Losers

This episode is for all those 16 year olds that had heartbreak and still believe in love.

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March 23, 2022

World’s First Catfisher

Who is the world’s first catfisher on the internet? We have the answer!

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March 23, 2022

Anniversary Show with Ask Jeeves

Anniversary Show with Ask Jeeves.

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March 23, 2022

Are We Christian Enough?

A "gotcha" question turns into the most important episode that we have recorded.

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March 22, 2022

We disagree with each other

Just because someone doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t mean they’re an enemy or a traitor.

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March 22, 2022

Unlimited Soup

John thinks all “unlimited food” at restaurants is a scam, Matt decides that John is an old man for going to Olive Garden for unl…

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March 22, 2022

A show about food, chicks, baseball & Missouri

A free form episode that covers, NCAA March Madness, Food, More Food, Chicks, and the debate over Missouri

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March 22, 2022

Smoking in Front of the Gym

Christmas tree shopping and being mistaken for a couple, a very unhealthy gym routine presented by Matt, and John shares a chitli…

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March 22, 2022

Chick-Fil-A

Honest thoughts on Jesus's Chicken, Zaxby’s, Church’s chicken.  John reveals where he lives.

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March 21, 2022

Cheating on your Chick with Food

Have you ever licked the plate after you were done eating? This episode dives into the disgusting food habits that you hide from …

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March 21, 2022

Food Triggers, Resurrection of Restaurants, & Lying when ordering Fas…

John asks which restaurant Matt would resurrect if he could, also, they discuss lying to fast food workers to not look like a fat…

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March 20, 2022

Breakfast Debate

The debate of the century:  What is the best breakfast restaurant? Contenders are Waffle House, Denny’s, IHOP, or Perkins.

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March 20, 2022

St. Louis, Kansas City, Baseball & Denny’s

The debate gets real - is Kansas City a better city than St. Louis? Major League Baseball is back, and Matt has strong opinions a…

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March 18, 2022

March Madness Picks, Major League Baseball, Hatred for College Sports…

John & Matt share their upset picks for March Madness, while Matt announces his prediction for the American League Central in the…

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March 15, 2022

No Scent Laundry Detergent

Matt wonders if he is dating the female version of Kanye West.

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March 15, 2022

Tulsi Gabbard, Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, & Candace Owens are all …

Politicians like Tulsi Gabbard, Madison Cawthorn, Donald Trump, and commentators like Candace Owens & Tucker Carlson are truly be…

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March 15, 2022

Republicans & Election Fraud

Stop The Steal in Colorado!

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March 15, 2022

Madison Cawthorn

Republican Madison Cawthorn caught breaking the law again. Voters in North Carolina should start the chant of “LOCK HIM UP!”.

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March 14, 2022

ISIS Bride

Rep. Van Taylor announced that he wasn’t seeking re-election because he had an affair with an ISIS Bride. Also discussed - John t…

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March 14, 2022

Republicans

We would attack democrats if they did or said anything, but right now Republicans are writing the jokes for themselves, and deser…

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March 12, 2022

Send McDonald’s to Putin

Bonus episode:: Matt talks about sending McDonald’s to Putin.

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March 11, 2022

Electric Cars, Gas Prices, & Covid-19

In this bonus episode, Matt shares his dislike for electric cars, & giving his date Covid-19, & John talks about gas prices.

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March 11, 2022

Date Night with Darts

Matt talks about taking the Chick to a redneck bar to play darts.

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March 10, 2022

Flooding in the Backyard

Matt tries to offer John some useless help for his flooding issue in his backyard.

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March 10, 2022

Alex Jones, MyPillow’s to Canada, & Lizard People

John surprises Matt with his Alex Jones impression, and makes a sales pitch for MyPillow, the Lizard People, and special weather …

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March 8, 2022

Spider-Man: The Purist vs The Simp (Part 2)

Part 2: The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also,…

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March 7, 2022

Spider-Man: The Purist vs The Simp (Part 1)

The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this…

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March 5, 2022

Barbados

The guys welcome the island of Barbados to their listening audience, & wonder if they can move there in a nuclear attack.

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March 5, 2022

Tucker Carlson, Putin, Russia tanks shooting at nuclear power plants

If Putin nuked America he would lose his two biggest supporters in the world, also, in this episode Lindsey Graham says what is o…

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March 3, 2022

Relationship advice in a Marvel Universe

In this short clip, John offers some relationship advice to Matt.

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March 3, 2022

No iPhones in Russia

The guys discuss how we are suppose to be afraid of Putin, as he forgets to put fuel in the tanks.

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March 3, 2022

Mask up in a bomb shelter

In this short clip, John & Matt discuss the latest guidelines to handle a nuclear attack. Follow us @TheWrants

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March 2, 2022

Does Greta Thunberg still believe in Santa?

Matt tries to convince John that people like Greta Thunberg shouldn’t be experts.

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March 1, 2022

Happy Cheeks Theater in Happy Valley

Happy Valley, Oregon is a town known for their pumpkin flavored martini’s, and the crown jewel of the town is the Happy Cheeks th…

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Feb. 28, 2022

Frozen: The Broadway Hit Musical

Matt gives his full detailed review of opening night of “Frozen” The Broadway Hit Musical, as John reminds him that it was put on…

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Feb. 27, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Zelenskyy

While Ukraine’s leaders are fighting on the frontline to defend their country, Marjorie Taylor Greene speaks at a White Nationali…

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Feb. 27, 2022

Ukraine & Zelenskyy are Warriors!

We talk about what has inspired us the most with the Ukraine people during the invasion, how Zelenskyy is a leader we should all …

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Feb. 25, 2022

Vladdy invades the Ukraine

John & Matt discuss Russia invading Ukraine, Trump praising Putin, and we all need to rewatch Rocky 4.

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