Episodes

March 21, 2022

Cheating on your Chick with Food

Have you ever licked the plate after you were done eating? This episode dives into the disgusting food habits that you hide from …

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March 21, 2022

Food Triggers, Resurrection of Restaurants, & Lying when ordering Fas…

John asks which restaurant Matt would resurrect if he could, also, they discuss lying to fast food workers to not look like a fat…

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March 20, 2022

Breakfast Debate

The debate of the century:  What is the best breakfast restaurant? Contenders are Waffle House, Denny’s, IHOP, or Perkins.

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March 20, 2022

St. Louis, Kansas City, Baseball & Denny’s

The debate gets real - is Kansas City a better city than St. Louis? Major League Baseball is back, and Matt has strong opinions a…

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March 18, 2022

March Madness Picks, Major League Baseball, Hatred for College Sports…

John & Matt share their upset picks for March Madness, while Matt announces his prediction for the American League Central in the…

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March 15, 2022

No Scent Laundry Detergent

Matt wonders if he is dating the female version of Kanye West.

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March 15, 2022

Tulsi Gabbard, Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, & Candace Owens are all …

Politicians like Tulsi Gabbard, Madison Cawthorn, Donald Trump, and commentators like Candace Owens & Tucker Carlson are truly be…

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March 15, 2022

Republicans & Election Fraud

Stop The Steal in Colorado!

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March 15, 2022

Madison Cawthorn

Republican Madison Cawthorn caught breaking the law again. Voters in North Carolina should start the chant of “LOCK HIM UP!”.

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March 14, 2022

ISIS Bride

Rep. Van Taylor announced that he wasn’t seeking re-election because he had an affair with an ISIS Bride. Also discussed - John t…

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March 14, 2022

Republicans

We would attack democrats if they did or said anything, but right now Republicans are writing the jokes for themselves, and deser…

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March 12, 2022

Send McDonald’s to Putin

Bonus episode:: Matt talks about sending McDonald’s to Putin.

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March 11, 2022

Electric Cars, Gas Prices, & Covid-19

In this bonus episode, Matt shares his dislike for electric cars, & giving his date Covid-19, & John talks about gas prices.

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March 11, 2022

Date Night with Darts

Matt talks about taking the Chick to a redneck bar to play darts.

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March 10, 2022

Flooding in the Backyard

Matt tries to offer John some useless help for his flooding issue in his backyard.

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March 10, 2022

Alex Jones, MyPillow’s to Canada, & Lizard People

John surprises Matt with his Alex Jones impression, and makes a sales pitch for MyPillow, the Lizard People, and special weather …

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March 8, 2022

Spider-Man: The Purist vs The Simp (Part 2)

Part 2: The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also,…

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March 7, 2022

Spider-Man: The Purist vs The Simp (Part 1)

The guys debate the latest Spider-Man move, as Matt compares all Marvel fans to being simps for mainstream culture. Also, in this…

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March 5, 2022

Barbados

The guys welcome the island of Barbados to their listening audience, & wonder if they can move there in a nuclear attack.

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March 5, 2022

Tucker Carlson, Putin, Russia tanks shooting at nuclear power plants

If Putin nuked America he would lose his two biggest supporters in the world, also, in this episode Lindsey Graham says what is o…

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March 3, 2022

Relationship advice in a Marvel Universe

In this short clip, John offers some relationship advice to Matt.

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March 3, 2022

No iPhones in Russia

The guys discuss how we are suppose to be afraid of Putin, as he forgets to put fuel in the tanks.

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March 3, 2022

Mask up in a bomb shelter

In this short clip, John & Matt discuss the latest guidelines to handle a nuclear attack. Follow us @TheWrants

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March 2, 2022

Does Greta Thunberg still believe in Santa?

Matt tries to convince John that people like Greta Thunberg shouldn’t be experts.

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